Bwwa-haa-haa-haaah! Beat the Man! (or How to Navigate Famous Companies' Phone Trees to (gasp!) Actually Speak To Humans!)

No, really! I wouldn't yank your chain on this one. Find-A-Human will get you out of voicemail hell quickly and efficiently. Gawd, I LOVE the internet! And you can help with the handy-dandy ADD A NEW COMPANY button. Yup, all you sinners (you know who you are) can stoke your karmic bank account (yes, I know I'm mixing my religious metaphors - get over it). So be a mensch - next time you find steam coming out of your ears as you tediously pick your way thru voicemail menus of your now least-favorite large corporate entity, keep good notes and then make your pain someone else's gain.